LEAK-PROOF SQUIRT BLANKETS™ 

Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. The leak-proof Squirt Blankets™ not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or car seats from your juicy gushes, but they also give you peace of mind and the ability to fully relax during intimacy and "let the flood gates open". The Squirt Blanket™ looks like any other innocuous couch throw but is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent.

Stain-proof and double-sided leak-proof, these blankets are a lifesaver in the intimacy department, giving you peace of mind that you won't sleep in a wet patch or ruin the bed or couch! 

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